Lindisfarne


the site where, in 793, the viking marauders from the norselands sailed into a christian holy land and kicked their -sses with their axes made of coagulated goat blood and armor made of the hardened corpses of those they slaughtered. they brought a maelstrom ov evil and p-ssed all over the churches, and then took a sh-t on what bodies were left. it was trve kvlt.
i’m about to go lindisfarne on yo’ -ss.

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