Linebacking
the act of being a d-ck and following an ambulance/fire truck to see everyone that had to pull over rage and envy your great power. it is illegal, but to h-ll with that! it takes you to your destination quicker without any of the idiot drivers interfering!
(1) me = -pulls over and waits for the ambulance to p-ss-
ambulance = -p-sses-
me = -linebacks ambulance and p-sses everyone-
(2) guy 1 – man i’m so late!
guy 2 – dude, you should try linebacking that ambulance over there.
guy 1 – -linebacks ambulance- h-ll yeah! f00tball!!!
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