Lint Dick
when a piece of lint is stuck to your d-ck and you don’t notice until you are peeing and it shoots in 3 directions
i went to go p-ss and i had lint d-ck now i made a mess in the bathroom and also on my jeans.
what a man gets when he tries to fornicate with a female’s belly b-tton.
yo dude i was so drunk last night i tried to stick it in but i got lint d-ck.
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