lip crispies


when you come on someone’s face, (or inside their mouth) and the c-m dries around the rim of the mouth or lips.
stephen colbert: “oh! i see. i guess man wh-r-s should have to drink from a separate water fountain. actually, that’s probably a pretty good idea. might have a case of the ‘lip crispies'”
another word for herpes.
“i banged that she-male the other night and woke up with lip crispies!”

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