Liquorished


from liquor and licorice. for when you don’t wanna say you were drunk and can p-ss it out as eating candy.
dude; “yo dawg i was so liquorished last night and i like tripped all over and busted my kneecap on jj’s rims

mom; you were what ????

dude; oh i was eating licorice.

mom; oh ok.

dude; teehee

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