jacob was a big lisbourg
one who has s-xual intercourse with any d-ck they c-m across. jane was pogod-ckin from state to state again.
the master memester, one of the highest caliber. there are truly only four words to describe this legend: memes, cheese, dreams, and stale “dude, did you really make that bad of a pun?” “yeah…” “dude, dont pull a magicus.”
- peanut b*tter p**per
a person, who leaves large dollops of “peanut b-tter like” sh-t on the inside of the toilet bowl. usually found at the workplace, but can occur in the home. the peanut b-tter p–per is notoriously hard to identify, and is thought to be a supernatural/mythical being in indian cultures of the american southwest. the “peanut […]
skyylar is a woman who eats 100% grade a -ss and is a slag i aint f-cking with that skyylar chick, they say shes crazy!
when your tight yoga leggings slip down a bit and you should really take a moment to hike them back up with a two handed jumping shimmy tug. you procrastinate since you are in public and worry this would look this would look ridiculous. instead, you do nothing, and are left with a 4 inch […]