vagampoline
when your tight yoga leggings slip down a bit and you should really take a moment to hike them back up with a two handed jumping shimmy tug. you procrastinate since you are in public and worry this would look this would look ridiculous. instead, you do nothing, and are left with a 4 inch “vagampoline” (pr-nounced vah.jamp.oh.leen) – a taut, bouncy trampoline-like area in your crotch that could likely launch a paperweight, possibly even an anvil.
standing in line at the coffee shop for my afternoon latte, i realize i’m sporting a “vagampoline” and duck into the restroom to pull up my yoga leggings.
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