Listerine


1. a drink that is meant to be used in your mouth to sterilize it.
2. can also be defines as a indian’s (native american) favourite drink.
3. can be used as a refresher for ur breath
4. also can be used to drink as a replacement to lysol for indians.
1.(john): sh-t look at that native across the street
(mary): yeah i know, hey wait shes drinking listerine
(john): yeah i know look at her chug that sh-t

2. sh-t john ur breath stinks like -ss lemme buy u some listerine.
poor native indians drink it and get f-cked. it comes with a free shot gl-ss too.
indian 1: hey gino, take a shot of this new less intense listerine.
indian 2: i think i’m blind.
‘modern c-ckney’ meaning ani american. ryming slang for an american is ‘septic tank’ (yank) and listerine is aniseptic so… yeah.
guy in market: i’m no listerine!
from the c-ckney slang word ‘septic’ which was short for septic tank…yank.

so to say that someone was anti-septic means anti-american…listerine.

clear as mud that one!
that osama bin laden is a right old listerine!
the act of dipping your b-lls into someones throat so they are in a sense “gargling” them like mouthwash
should i listerine logan while he’s sleeping?

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