Litmus Test
the act of covertly sniffing a finger that has been inserted into a woman’s v-g-n- while making out for the purpose of determining if it is safe to proceed to oral s-x.
i was going to munch her box, but i ran a litmus test, and it came back positive for stank, so i just bagged it and tagged it.
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the act of following a questionable male or female to a public restroom to determine his/her actual gender.
“chris” wore clothes that either s-x could wear, had a haircut considered tolerable of both genders, and a voice that’s indistinguishable between an angel or a scruffy southerner. so joe did the ol’ litmus test and followed chris to the office’s bathroom.
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