also known as lp. an enormous gash; a gaping and disgustingly large gash. most often paired with enlarged, swollen and hairy areolas
little pat is a gash.
- sabians girl
2 ton ball of fun that sits on his d-ld- machine look at all of sabians girls!
- binge cringe
remembering stuff the morning after a night out and not liking it ‘oh man i remember getting with that girl last night, what a binge-cringe’ watching an excessive amount of cringe compilation videos in one sitting “i had nothing to do yesterday so i just binge-cringed all day.
- blocking lady
a self absorbed middle to upper cl-ss woman, usually a mother, who gets in people’s way by stopping in inopportune or inappropriate places. usually older, gl-sses, mom jeans, maybe a sweatshirt with floral applique. they stand in the middle of aisles at the grocery store, look askance in the doorway of the barnes and n-ble, […]
when playing golf he is the guy in your foursome who drinks too much beer and still wins the game. if you weren’t such a pintipus the rest of us would have a chance .
- national head day
august 2nd… the day where your girlfriend/sideb-tch throws that sloppy -ss neck “bae it’s national head day now let me suck that d-ck”