live in five
when someone says or does something really funny, then recreates the moment with a different crowd and pretends that this was the first time they did/said that funny thing. usually used to get attention, or a bigger reaction.
ex. 1
sarah: ohh i like your leather jacket matt! i hope it doesn’t get wrecked in the rain!
matt: thanks! it won’t get wrecked, think about it, cows don’t get wrecked in the rain, and leather is from cows…!
sarah: haha!! you’re so funny!
(a littlle while later)
(matt is with other friends in his jacket)
matt: do you think my jacket will get ruined? since its raining and all?
lauren: i hope not!
matt: well, i guess since leather is made from cows, and cows are waterproof, it will be fine.. !
lauren: haha you’re so funny matt!
-matt has just live in fived-
ex.2
person 1: oh my god, jakey is so funny! he just compared adriana to julie andrews!!
person 2: wait, he totally just did that five minutes ago in the cafeteria! and it wasn’t funny.
person 1: he must have live in 5’ed it.
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