live oak high
a factory for turning out defective people. more f-cked up people graduated from here than any other high school in america. i cannot say enough bad things about this morgan hill sh-thole. die motherf-ckers, just f-ckin’ die.
of course, things could have been worse, you could have gone to gilroy high.
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