liver math
liver math is the calculation(s) you make throughout the night to help determine if you are sober enough to drive home.
alcohol is processed by the body at a determined rate (generally one beer/shot/wine gl-ss an hour), and you can save yourself a night in the drunk tank and some legal fees by adhering to liver math.
liver math or cab fare. either is a wise choice. disregard at your own peril.
friend #1: “my ex just showed up here with her new bf. i’m leaving as soon as the liver math allows it.”
friend #2: “no way! you’re my ride! let’s get f-cked up and take a cab when the bar closes. i’ll drive you to your car tomorrow.”
friend #1: “good call. screw that b-tch, anyway.”
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