some random canadian girl who likes to play bo3 while riding d-ck like it’s a horse.
that girl is such a llaauuurreenn, she ate all my d-mn cheese burgers
- money phone
holding a stack of cash to your ear and taking selfie to flex on the ‘gram. “holding money to your ear there’s a disconnect we don’t call that money over here” – jay-z. lyrics describing the money phone fad
the incest couple consisting of kristen and scott from total drama. boy: kriscott…more like krisnot! girl: lol! good one!
- hey its fred
the worlds only effective chat-up line. girl: “hi there” boy: “hey its fred!” girl: “give me you c*ck”
- wad vs fold
one either wads or folds toilet paper before using; no in between. before james entered the bathroom stall to take a satisfying dump, he had to think: “wad vs fold” for a brief moment before wiping.
- trans adult
when an adult either acts like a child or identifies as one example1: guy at bar: hey checkout the goofball drinking a beer while wearing a bib girlfriend: shh someone will hear you he’s 53 but identifies as a 14 month old when he eats. example 2: husband to wife: why is there a 40 […]