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• Lmiao

  laughing my indian -ss off. john: omg when that lady fell with the pop corn i was dying. depak: lmiao

• lobster claw

  a s-xual act similar to the shocker, in which the thumb is inserted in the v-g-n-l opening and the remaining 4 fingers are inserted in the -n-s. the position of the hand resembles the large claw of a common lobster. ‘she was so sl-tty, i pulled off the lobster claw! her -sshole was that loose.’ […]

• Clarineticorn

  a unicorn with a clarinet as a horn. one can be a clarineticorn by placing the bell of one’s clarinet on their forehead and holding it there so that the rest of the clarinet sticks up like the horn of a unicorn. (usually done while running and/or making akward, loud noises) person 1: (running with […]

• Log Jostler

  male person of h-m-s-xual nature, or who has preference for penetrative -n-l s-x – e.g to disturb or move i.e ‘jostle’ faeces in the -n-l p-ssage i.e a ‘log’ that bloke is staring at you like he wants to pump your -rs-, i think he’s a log jostler

• clasturbate

  v. when you have the guts to m-st-rb-t- during cl-ss there for, masturbation mixed with cl-ss girl 1: hey, did you see jax clasturbate during history today? girl 2: no, did he finish off?

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