lmfdf
laughing my f-cking d-ck off.
used by internet intellectuals.
a good alternative for the medieval ‘lol’ and ancient “lmao’.
used by people of the modern age.
bob: “dude i was f-cking your girlfriend and out of nowhere she farted like an elephant who accidentally ate a jumbo cheeseburger!!”
you: “lmfdf!”
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