loame
loser and lame combined 🙂
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- lock and unload
while driving, the act of locking the widows just prior to cutting -ss as to allow your fellow riders to enjoy all that is your stench. shortly after the chili and eggs had properly mixed with last nights beer, i felt the familiar rumble in my lower intestine. the poor b-st-rds i was with were […]
- Toyota
the car thats always moving forward…. always no matter how hard you slam on your brakes your toyota won’t stop cr-p. reliable and regular as my grandmother’s prune-fed bowel movements, maybe, but still cr-p. neighbor a: “wow! is that your new toyota?” neighbor b: “sure is! what do you think?!” neighbor a: “…well, it’s cr-p.” […]
- log'd
an internet meme referring to naruto the abridged series. it is a reference to the repeated joke on ntas where sasuke(the emo dude) attacks someone, and they subsequently turn into a log. you just got log’d.
- shmoffle
the things you knock off your cleats from the football/soccer field after a muddy practice-they look like waffles, shoe waffles. “the mangers slapped the back of mark’s helmet for leaving shmoffles all over the track, after they had plenty to clean up already.”
- eisoptrophobia
a fear of mirrors, of seeing oneself in a mirror, or of being put into contact with the supernatural world through a mirror. ever since watching poltergeist 3, i have had a bit of eisoptrophobia.