lobster dick
1. when you jerk off so frequently your d-ck becomes permenantly red resembling the d-ck of a lobster.
“i have to cut down, im starting to develope a lobster d-ck”
a possible side effect of excessive western grips.
due to my addiction to western grips, i now have to face the painful concequences of a lobster d-ck.
1.a person with the inability to pee after having s-x or jacking off or any sh-t like that
2 a complete and total hater
ex.1 briggs couldnt pee because he is a lobster d-ck
ex.2 briggs saw his new 100 buck shades and automatically said they were pieces of sh-t
the inability to pee after having s-x even though you have a full bladder.
man i gotta pee so bad but after that bang session i have lobster d-ck!
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