Lobster Tits


someone who has tight, tight nipples!
“wow look at those lobster t-ts!!!”-in person

“hey lobster t-ts!” – on msn
describes the kind of sunburn you get on the 4th of july.
i was out in the sun all day, and now i have lobster t-ts.

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