lombardo
huge, juicy, wet c-ck slap
i lombardoed her face off
verb: to con and seduce minors by using one’s position as a leader or a role model.
noun: one who lombardos.
origin: mike lombardo, a musician who manipulated underage girls into agreeing to have s-x with him.
“did you hear about that movie star? he’s about to stand trial for lombardoing. it’s sick.”
when someone is short fat and smelly and all around just gross your cursed with the lomardo curse.
did you just see that guy at moes? he totally has the lombardo.
Read Also:
- Wizjing
a web page glitch/virus that is brought about accidently or deliberately. “what happened to this page.” “must be a wizjing.”
- Dudeliette
dudeliette is the girl in the bromance relationship. the male is the bromeo. dudeliettes are known for listening to pop and wearing tight clothes. “yo bromeo i was listening to some crazy pop last night, throwing up dual fists!” “dudeliette, you need to chill like a bear”
- Wizard man of Sutton
the wizard man of sutton, surrey (england). he can be seem with his dog, and cat walking through the high street, with the cat following him, and the dog at his side. he wears long robes, and many rings on his fingers. dude: holy cr-p, it’s the child catcher! guy: show some respect! it’s the […]
- dudesauce
dudesauce is a sticky, white substance that comes fourth out of the tip of a mans p-n-s when it is stimulated and the man is brought to -rg-sm. also known as j-zz, baby batter, and white stuff. dudesauce has the ablility to impregnate any female whom is at the reproduction stage of her life. in […]
- duhty
a pretentious way of saying the word “dirty”, if a british accent is applied, the definition seeminly becomes more pointed. duhty has the same meaning as dirty…just with more disgust. can be used to describe anyone or anything that’s nasty, unkempt, vile, hygenically unsound, or vulgar. also a slang term for very drunk. laurie and […]