Lobthaw
a lobthaw is someone who manages to make a f-ckery out of a situation that is seemingly impossible to f-ck up and make a shambles of it.
big d-ck m’gallon finally gets an absolute model of a young one for himself.big d-ck then gets absolutely smaaaaaaaaashed and forgets his name and everything -ssociated with him. so big d-ck decides to shift a friend of the young one, like the lobthaw he is. big d-ck is now left twiddlin his thumbs like the pure gammon master he is. well done big d-ck ya stumour. your duuuuuuuuuuuuune .
the lads: big d-ck do you remember last night.
big d-ck : no lads what happened.
gets told story.
big d-ck : ah f-ck im taken.
the lads: you are a f-cking lobthaw.
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