mexican slang used to describe uptight girls most likely belonging to the upper cl-ss. lobukis are well-known for their inclination to hang around high-cl-ss, modern, young males – known as mirreyes.
lobukis are an essential element of mirreyes’ photos, adding a flare of distinction and are used as the unequivocal evidence that mirreyes are in fact not gay. commonly, lobukis are posh girls with a close relationship with mirreyes: sisters, cousins, schoolmates. (most likely they never talk to non-mirreyes).
contrary to the common perception, lobukis are not easy girls. many times they only use mirreyes for the perks involved in being around them – free drinks, vip p-sses in clubs and rides in expensive cars.
common lobukis’ p-ss-times include shopping and trying on their shopping.
let’s go for some lobukis tonight, mirrey!
- long island b*tch fit
throwin’ a b-tch fit typical of those with long island origin guy 1: yo stunad let me cop your p-set guy 2: h-ll no brrrrrrrrrrr guy 1: stop throwing a long island b-tch fit
- lonleyraven lawsuit
threatening a bogus lawsuit via instant messenger don’t talk smack about him on your website, or he’ll slap a lonleyraven lawsuit on you!
- dirty robledo
while performing s-x in the doggy style position,you cram a finger up her r-ct-m then smear her forehead with it i was banging my gf the other night and right before i came i gate her a dirty robledo
- dirty shoe
the process when you sh-t in someones shoe and wait for them to put it on. i found out this morning i was wearing dirty shoes.
- looks better on paper
when someone’s interests and hobbies match up perfectly with yours (for example, the answers often filled in on social networking websites), but your personalities do not. “on his facebook profile he said he was into vintage, indie rock, and coffee, so i thought we’d be a perfect match. when we hung out he was totally […]