loch ness friend
(n) a friend that a friend of yours always talks about, but you never actually get to see them in real life.
in many cases your friend will have pictures of themselves with the loch ness friend. others will have reported seeing the loch ness friend at various locations.
your friend will arrange for drinks or dinner with the loch ness friend, and the loch ness friend will never show.
yeah, scott invited missy to our housewarming party and several other events and each time she has not shown. i still haven’t met her. she is the loch ness friend.
- Married Man Syndrome
the next step after whippedman syndrome, it’s symptons include all that are outlined in whippedman syndrome, however the usual and fairly consistant electronic communications from the affected male turn into only one communication a year; christmas cards. this is occasionally and sparatically follwed by postal communications regarding births, baptisms, graduations, 21st’s and finally weddings, thus […]
to be stuck in a situation from which you can see no escape and about which you have no idea how you got into in the fist place. joey, i’m marrooned with this chick! oh great. i’m marrooned on this island
- Marseille handshake
consists of a thunderous headb-tt to the sternum (chest) of an adversary, with no recoil of the neck. when administered, it is more effective if the total weight of both the upper and lower body is simultaneously transferred towards the opponent, thus flooring the receiving party. the move was made famous by zinedine zidane of […]
1.a lude s-xual act where a man has s-x(doggie style most likely) with a female wearing a snorkel, with her head in the bowl of a toilet. this term can be used as a noun, adjective, verb or any combination of the three. the man steve-johned that girl! or shut up before i steve-john you!
- sticky pirate
the act of c-mming in the eye, then kicking in one of the legs. causing them to cover ones eye with the hand and hop on one leg. the b-tch had s-x with my brother so i gave her a sticky pirate if a man j-zzez in a womans eye it hurts than you kick […]