loch ness friend

(n) a friend that a friend of yours always talks about, but you never actually get to see them in real life.

in many cases your friend will have pictures of themselves with the loch ness friend. others will have reported seeing the loch ness friend at various locations.

your friend will arrange for drinks or dinner with the loch ness friend, and the loch ness friend will never show.
yeah, scott invited missy to our housewarming party and several other events and each time she has not shown. i still haven’t met her. she is the loch ness friend.

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