Lochlan
lochlan’s are usually the cute/gullible type of guys. they’re funny and they know how to make people laugh. they’re good with being romantic too.
person 1: did you see that kid over there?
person 2: he’s quite the lochlan
name of the individual with the largest, thicket, healthiest p-n-s on the planet. often used when comparing other p-n-s sizes.
girl 1: his p-n-s was huge! probably almost 1/10 of a lochlan!
girl 2: whoa, that’s almost 9 inches right?
a guy who dates a lot of girls just for the sake of having a girlfriend
jeez that lochlan on to one over to the next
#selfish #tuner #heartbreaker #loved him once #still do
c-nt-hole-d-ck-f-cker-skinny-c-nt-w-nk-stain-d-ck-muncher
guy 1: hey did you see what dave did the other day?
guy 2: yeah he was acting like a real lochlan
#gay #f-ggot #newb #die #scrub #lochlan #lachlan #name #names #c-nt #hole #f-ck #face
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