lochte
to totally bail on someone who is expecting you to show.
f-cking matt! he said he would be here but i bet he totally pulls a lochte.
the art of making a ridiculous story up to sound bad -ss
me: bruh… that story doesn’t even sound possible. did you just go full lochte? never go full lochte… remember 2016 in rio
a complete idiot; a total buffoon. the kind of person who lies to their mom and somehow has it blow up into an international incident.
“oh man, i just got a text from steve. what should i tell him about tonight?”
“do not tell steve about this party! dude’s a total lochte. he’ll get us all busted.”
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