Locked Wallet
when someone who isn’t broke but is cheap. they must have a locked wallet.
went to dinner with my cousins. i picked up the check and asked them to leave the tip. one pulled out money, the other sipped his $7 drink. the tip total was about $18. i joked later with the cousin who paid that he must have had a locked wallet.
#cheap
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