logging in
very rare to encounter or behold, logging in has been practiced for centuries. logging in requires a diet high in fiber and a girl with a real loose p-ssy. you take a sh-t so that its hangin out of your -ss. do not pinch it off! let it harden and f-ck your girls loose box with it. you have successfully logged in!
if that chick wasnt so tight, i could have logged in; shut up mom, im logging in!
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