LOLASMP
is the definition of lauhged out loud and shat my pants. this frequenly happens when you laugh and feecal matter evacuates your -n-s and blends with the fabric of your pants. lolasmp should not be mistaken for the less acute lolasmb (laughed out loud and shat my boxers). a lolasmb may be contained in the boxer the hole day and no action to clean up need to be taken.
i went to my girlfriends house to eat dinner. after the dinner she told a joke and i lolasmp.
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