laughed out loud, in real life. for when you actually, legitimately, do laugh out loud after reading something. not the pity ‘lol’ you throw down just to be polite or because you don’t know what the f-ck else to say.
when i was reading your texts on the bus, i lol’d irl and everyone stared at me like i had mental issues.
- rusty top
when a red headed girl gives you a bl-wj-b i went out with a ginger last night and she gave me a good rusty top.
- food shivers
when one consumes too much of one type of food and begins to involuntarily shiver at each new bite al got the food shivers when he started his third funnel cake.
unable to be killed super man has an undieable need to do whats right.
- corn penis
after having vigorous b-tt s-x, corn is lodged in the pee hole so when you go to take a p-ss the stream splits d-mn cherish… you gave me corn p-n-s last night. now you have to clean the bathroom around the toilet.
- hot pepper
literally just a hot pepper he gave me a hot pepper