lolmit
being so disgusted and laughing so d-mn hard at somebody elses embarr-ssing and unfortunate life choices. and vomitting not only because its so yuck but because you laughed so hard about it.
holy f-ck did you see kaylas n00dz yesterday? i lolmitted all over my computer!
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