Lolomancy
when the reason behind your laughter is a mystery…
this may lead to the conception of lolomancy being another school in magic that deals with everything lol and rofl.
basically, granting its pract-tioners, the lolomancers, a huge -rs-nal of spells from roflblasting a person to conjuring lolocausts, lollercoasters or ent-ties like lollerfish, lollypants, roflcoptermobile, roflsaurus, roflberry pwncakes, …
gentleman: excuse me, sir! if i may ask the time?
-lolomancer casts lollylopzkizmal-
gentleman: lmaorotflbtcstcndbfootwifoagwllbgwthrootsaiakbaybaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa…
another gentleman: watch out, honey! this must be lolomancy!
honey: …
another gentleman: oh, right. honeys don’t talk.
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