LOLOZER


the attempt of creating the greatest joke of all time as to cause another person to laugh out loud and to pee themselves.
“did you hear what happened to dave?”

“he went to a comedy show and saw a comedian shoot a mango out of his b-tt into the crowd it bounced three times off peoples heads. dave suddenly had a lolozer, peed himself to death, and had a sudden heart failure. he died with a smile on his face”

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