loltm
laughing out loud to myself
wow! ha ha! loltm!
a textual acronym used to abbreviate “laughing out loud to my self”
(used mostly in reference to seeing a funny text or picture that makes you want to laugh out loud and you are either alone or the people around you don’t see it or think its funny)
(usually very embarr-ssing if you are alone in a public place)
chris: bro the pic of jimmy vomming on lisa made me loltms in the elevator.
eric: nice! how embarr-ssing though.
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