lond


i don’t know what a lond is
i don’t know what a lond is!
a lond is a mix between a lake and a pond. usually too small to be a lake but to large to call a pond.
yesterday me and some of my buddies pirated the lond.
also 10nd or 10end

1.expression of extreme joy
2.adjective cool, great, awesome, elefuntastic, etc.
“that’s so lönd”
“that was a lönd game”
“lover of n-gg-r d-ck” as created by matt starr
“why, that b-tch over there sure is a lond.”
“yes, she does love that n-gg-r d-ck.”
what a blonde fills out in forms, when she gets to the difficult question.
“hair colour”
name: mrs gren
s-x: yes
adress: i live in a house
hair colour : lond
a lond is a person who goes to a show and gets right in the crowd and then gets p-ssed off and trys to fight everyone when they get pushed
did you see the lond that tried to fight the big black man?

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