generally happens in random nature settings when it gets really quiet, and that sh-t feeling hits you. usually can’t talk yourself out of it either.
pete had just settled himself by the creek bank when the crickets stopped chirping and the lonely sh-ts got to him. situation was made worse when there were no leaves to cleanse his mangled -ss hair of dingleberries.
- flip your eyestickers
put in contact lenses. flip your eyestickers, you fool!
it’s an abbrieviation of “learn to read” usually used when the person you are talking to is stupidly ignorant and isn’t carefully reading what you wrote before replying with some dumb-ss comment. john: not enough women like fishing. tom: oh yeah, how would you like a hand up your -ss? douche. john: wtf dude?? i […]
the douche bag that goes home everyday at lunchtime to check his email to see if he has got posted on urban dictionary. blahblahblah… church blahblahblah…feelings blahblahblah email blahblahblah… luckylon.
that one guy we all know who lacks consistency in the deodorant department and smells more like an onion patch rather than a whiff of roses. yo man, someone be mafoofin’ up in this joint
- sc*mmit h*ll
the worst junior high school in suburban chicago from the years 1973-2007. actually named “summit hill,” this school had been known in the tri-county area for being sh-tty as h-ll. “dude, did you see those two male teachers at the bar drunk and hugging each other?” “yeah, i heard a female teacher was standing by […]