Lonelyben
this is a non-dater, or person who has dated before and been let down and decided to leave the game
person 1: “how did your date go?”
person 2: “not well, i’m gonna stop dating”
person 1: “ah. you’ve become a lonelyben”
person 1: “dating doesn’t appeal to me. i’ll just stay a lonelyben”
person 2: “you do that”
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