Long Island Dip
v. the gentleman, who may or may not be from long island, whilst nude, lowers his b-lls into a prepared chalice of mouthwash (i.e. listerine) of any chosen variety (i.e. cool mint) and then places said b-lls into the open mouth of a willing partic-p-nt who then gargles, relishing in the refreshing sensation.
linda’s mouth was feeling not-so-fresh after eating at that italian restaurant, so jim lovingly gave her a long island dip in the back of his car.
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