Long Shower
a shower that takes place over an extended period of time. this longer shower is usually for the purpose of masturbation. masturbation during a long shower is extremely convenient, because the person taking the long shower has lubricants ready, it is harder to be heard under the sound of the water, and the cleanup process practically takes care of itself.
hey james, don’t get too excited and slip during your long shower.
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