loobie
19th century slang for a ‘silly fellow’.
“thus while i tell the truth about loobies, my reader’s imagination need not be entirely excluded from an occupation with lords.” george eliot, from middlemarch, book iv, chapter 35
the combination of the words “lube” and “b–bie” aka – lubed up b–bies. perfect for b–b s-x.
he dropped some ky on her chest so he used her loobies for s-x.
a combination of lube and loogie. to use your spit, or “loogie,” to lube up the -n-s of a girl you are about to -n-lly penetrate.
“i ran out of k.y. so i had to use a loobie on theat sh-t!”
a loobie is a poor skiier. usually skis very rarely, coming up for major holidays, or week-long vacations. generally disliked by more hard-core skiiers for clogging up the mountain.
rich texans who go to colorado during christmas vacation are loobies
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