lorden
a lorden is a short individual who likes to smoke a lot. gets along great with anyone and is always willing to make new friends. he is kind, sweet and has the looks! lordens are always ready to throw a good party! usually blonde but sometimes brunette. you can talk about anything with a lorden and you can trust they will keep the information to themselves! if you find a lorden never let them leave your side!
hannah: wow i think imma head to lordens tonight! sounds like it’ll be fun!
sarah: yeah i should come too! i head it’s always a blast over there!
becky: yeah! lorden is a great friend! i hope i never lose him as a friend!
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