loriel is more than just a shampoo brand. loriel is a fake ginger girl who has a deep p-ssion for pokemon. she is a quiet, sweet girl who has a not so quiet side. after consuming more than 4 alcoholic beverages, a loriel becomes a hug-loving, talkative b-tterfly. she enjoys cooking dinner for her b-tches, and likes long walks around campus. when you first meet a loriel, try not to stare to long at her lucious red-velvet hair for you might just become entranced in it.
imagine a red velvet cake on top of someones head. that is a loriel.
- music masturbator
someone who is so self-righteous about their musical ability and talent that they feel the need to demonstrate their greatness in a pompus way to those listening, even if they are unwilling. radiohead, mars volta, and the arcade fire are all music masturbators.
- i know me
i know who i am. when one doesn’t need any re-ssurance in knowing who they are. when one is confident with themselves and are sure of themselves. example 1 that guy thinks he knows me, only i know me. example 2 insulting me will make you feel better about yourself, i understand that, but only […]
- count zap
a rude person and or dracula. brain is usually made of p–p and in most cases is extremely itlalian. wardrobe consists of nfl player tees and ‘i hate peyton manning’ shirts. did anybody see that count zap today he was wearing a backwards new era and eating a p–p sandwich
verb – the art of playing galaxian while watching the empire strikes back coined by mark buster of the cl-ssic game room guy 1: what’re you doin’ this weekend? guy 2: yo b-tches, i’m chewlaxian!
a sql “query connection” shortened to save time. any further meaning just means your mind is in the gutter. “hey jake, take a look at my querections, and let me know if they place too much load on the server.”