losermobile
a van/car with a mult-tude of physical and/or mechanical problems.
the exterior contains primer spots, a faded paint job, multiple paint colors on the body, dents, the engine sounds bad, there are missing/rusted body parts, a smoking exhaust system, and chips/cracks in the windshield. on a hot day, one can easily spot a losermobile as the windows will be rolled down due to the broken a/c.
occasionally you will see a losermobile with a missing window. in its place is usually cardboard and/or duct tape. the b-mpers are held on with tape and red tape is used in place of the rear lights. this is also known as the patch adams car.
a losermobile is typically drive by someone who is considered a loser; one who has climbed down the social ladder.
1. that geo metro is a total losermobile. it has a white body and black doors, its rear lights are red duct tape, its p-ssenger window is made out cardboard, and both the side view mirrors are missing.
2. i bet the rims on that losermobile cost more than the actual car!
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