so completely lost that there is no chance of finding your way.
you’d better call and tell them we’ll be late. i have no idea where we are. we’re loster than f-ck!
the byproduct of micro-filed calluses and dead skin that closely resembles canned, grated parmesan cheese mixed with small amounts of grime or mold. typically, it is discarded as non-biohazard medical waste or fed to pet dust mites. cindy: “mom! bobby dumped the stuff from your foot grater onto his spaghetti!” mom: “oh cindy… that’s just […]
- lotto shot
the act of leaving your creamy goodness all over your asian friends mother’s face. pete: hey colby? colby: what’s up dude pete: i just lotto shot’d ur mom! muwhahahaha
the circ-mstance of being completely, totally, and unetquiviquably, screwed. guy1: hey jasper, i took gertrude to cold stone on our first date. it cost me $27! guy2: you got totally lynx-ed albert! friend1: they’re laying us all off but my boss just went on tv showing his in-home basketball court. friend2: that sucks. you guys […]
labrarian -noun 1. a connoisseur, cataloger, and true appreciator of a wide variety of v-g-n-s. clay: it says here that gene simmons has slept with over 3,000 women. jay: whoa. clay: and john c. holmes has slept with thousands as well. those guys are serious labrarians. jay: yeah, they are!
- lady boi
a tall blond male who has a cane obsession. the word orginates from harry potter and chamber of secrets. lucius malfoy is a lady boi.