lota


1. a round vessel for keeping liquids (primarily water) in it. a lota with a spout is used for cleansing oneself after urination or definition and this use is primarily -ssociated with muslims of south asia i.e. pakistan, bangladesh and india, however, similar vessels are used in other muslim countries too for personal hygiene. it is also used for wadu or ablution by some muslims. a lota used for ablution is kept separate from the one used in toilet.
2. (in pakistan) a politician with a tendency of changing political loyalties. this definition comes from the fact that if tilted on its side, a lota (vessel) can easily roll towards the slop.
sheikh rasheed ahmed has become a lota? (i.e. sheikh rasheed ahmed has changed his political party.)

do not vote for mushahid hussain. he is a lota.
word used by the girls at the academy of the holy cross in kensington md. stands for lady of the academy.
girl #1: hey is that the academy of the holy cross school ring?
girls #2: yes it is!
girl #1: we are fellow lotas!
the pot that is in the bathroom that you use to clean your b-tt hole thoroughly with water. toilet paper is applied after it to dry up the b-tt.
a: oh cr-p. i have to cr-p!
b: my bathroom is right down the hall.
a: okay, thanks.
b: make sure you use the lota. if you don’t, you will stain your underpants with cr-p.
a: oh! thanks for telling me. i will go use that lota and put hot water in it.
b: ok.
a bottle of water kept by the toilet for personal hygeine.
lotas are commonly -ssociated with muslims in the indian subcontinent.
a selfish and untrustworthy person who would betray anyone for slight personal gains
man, you are such a freaking lota!
the lovers of triangles -ssociation. an exclusive club for people who love triangles. the number one place for people who love triangles.
math teacher: i better go join lota.
steven: lota, noooooooooooooooooooo!
is in italian “merda di mucca” = cowsh-t/bullsh-t
guy: stfu, lota….
owned guy: -warps away…-

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