a heart attack just waiting to happen
holy cow i just got a loud popup advert help my heart is going at 3500 miles per hour
- h*ll mary
a situation in which you’ve done everything up to and including praying to god and everything is still going to sh-t (or begins getting worse). friend 1: how you doing? friend 2: ugh. total h-ll mary, dude. i got a new job, told her i was willing to do couples therapy, everything. she still left […]
- natural b*tchface
when you see someone and you immediately think they are a d-ck. you see that girl over there she has a natural b-tchface.
- nemesis law
when a person thinks a facetious statement is a genuine representation of a rival ideology due to their own limited worldview. named for the greek figure nemesis, who lured narcissus to the pool where he drowned himself trying to be with his own reflection. a counter to poe’s law. -sshole: “look! this g-y person on […]
she’s a loyal beautiful girl and she had a banging personality and she is thick in her body but i don’t care because her personality is all that matters 🌍❤ senel is my bestfriend
f-kyou lol 😭 iqqwan ermm handsome?