Louis Armstrong


amazingly talented and charismatic jazz musician, most famous throughout the 40s and 50s. also known as satchmo. best known for his song “what a wonderful world”, but his duets with ella fitzgerald leave “wonderful world” in the dust.
louis armstrong’s the man. and it’s pr-nounced lewis, not looey.
a musical genious
what a wonderful world.
satchmo is the father of jazz. and the crazy uncle of hip hop.
louis armstrong is g-d.
another word for a rusty trombone: when a girl gives a man a rim job and reaches around to jag him off simultaneously. very often when the woman pulls her lips off the -ss, a rusty colored residue is left behind. since louis armstrong was rust-colored and played a wind instrument, and a girl needs to be “arm-strong”, this term is extra appropriate.
janet gave me a louis armstrong last night that made me shoot my load to the far wall.
when you’re having a threesome with 2 girls and you c-m into one girl’s mouth, then have her raspberry it into the other girl’s -sshole.
“i had such a great time at that party, and afterwards, i took those two girls home and managed to pull off a louis armstrong.”
when in the shower one cups one’s hand ovek the crack of their -ss before releasing gas. upon release, the hand is moved to allow for varying tonal control of the sounds emitted. (like when louis would cover the bell of the trumpet for a muted sound
i had beans last night and was able to blast out the m,elody to stardust with a louis armstrong this morning.

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