Love bush


term used to describe an extremely large afro of a white male who plays drums, loves cars, only wears black most of the time, and hates boys named taylor kim. a love bush is often used to hide hash or other useful household items that may be useful in everyday situations. often times, the love bush must be picked with a pick when it becomes wet from rain or sweat. a love bush must not be straightend with a flat iron at any time! this may result in shirley temple like hair that may often result in a plethora of rude and/or h-m-s-xual comments.
“would you like to touch my love bush?”

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