love guru
transitioning h-m-s-xual
i kristdion am the love guru
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- it's better to be a mary than a martha.
a saying that encourages us to receive from god rather than trying to please him, unlike in human relationships when it is more blessed to give than to receive—martha is ever-anxious to please others, while mary has wisely chosen to rely on god instead. god loves it when we draw our strength, wisdom, and favor […]
- dirty bully
when you bang a mom and steal her kid’s lunch on the way out. i stopped over at sarah’s during my lunch break and realized i wasn’t going to have time to stop for lunch, and gave her the dirty bully.
- goose count
when you line up a group of troubled youngsters or gangsters and count them off to decide which one will be forced on a death march. children are taught this via a lovely nursery rhyme. 1) it’s a goose count, gather in line!
- wiflation
the gross undervaluation of a purchase – typically one which you deem wholly unnecessary – by your wife or partner. husband: “how much did those shoes cost?” wife: “i dunno, around 50 bucks?” husband: “so $120 with wiflation” wife: “f*** you.”
- blgrpsplutterplib
frustration with inane comments on blogs. irritation from brainless prattle on blog threads. “much more of this blgrpsplutterplib and i’ll scream! those ideology freaks, blgrpsplutterplib !!