when someone is cute but you think it’s too weird to straight out say it.
kate: hey bridget, sam just said i was low key cute, what does that mean?
bridget: don’t worry, that just means that he thinks you’re cute.
the moment you realize that the person you have been conversing with is actually crazy and you are now wondering if you are in any physical danger. “dennis had a lunapiphany talking to vicki that left him desperately looking for a way to get out of the conversation…and the room.”
- Mallet Percussion
1. instruments struck using a mallet; ex: xylophone, marimba, vibraphone 2. best type of instrument on earth 3. one of the oldest instruments ever constructed by man; around 3500 bc i always wanted to play mallet percussion from the day i was born!
fat ugly wh-r- b-tch that aint worth sh-t. don’t take a bullet for this tramp, throw her in the way. she’s got so much fat it’ll probably bounce right off. see march-lle bounce. she’s known to sleep with men who die the same day. probably cuz of her weight problem. like if you don’t understand […]
a city in northeast ohio that used to be a haven for high school football, but now runs rampant with dbags, and 80’s football alumni who still wear their mid-drift mesh jerseys around town, still expecting preferrential treatment, particularly at cash advance businesses. the only cool people in the town are the really, really old […]
- Matthew mairose