to low ride is to wear your trousers(pants) low down, usually around the upper legs. underpants are usually visible, but often long t-shirts are used to hide it.
“man, check out how low that guy is low riding!”
when one sits on the toilet with no seat down so as to sink into the toilet bowl as much as possible to have his/her b-ttocks closer to the water line, thus reducing the risk of a water splash-back incident (also known as a “fitzgerlad”)
guy #1: hey man how did you go on the cr-pper the other night after that pie eating compet-tion, did you end up with a fitzgerald???
guy #2: na bro i just executed the lowriding position and all was well.
guy #1: genius!
this term is used when a f-ck-ng douche bag wears their bottoms around their f-ck-ng -ss. originally, low-riding whilst in jail meant that you were ‘keen’ for a ‘b-tt f-ck’. low-riding is highly common amongst gay f-ck tards.
person 1: “i’m low-riding.”
person 2: “you’re gay?”
person 1: “yeah.”
jaw-droppingly awesome jeff morris is lpmagic.
- facial d*ck holder
one that holds or slaps a d-ck on there face…. during s-x with a female or male… the one slapping it onto the others face is the facial d-ck holder. d-mn man that girl was a facial d-ck holder last night… one who holds a d-ck with his face carmen is a facial d-ck holder
the raging fear of anything written or relating to william shakespeare. person 1: did you hear about that test on romeo and juliet? person 2: yeah, i’ve got some major shakesfeare for that.
- daily express
essentially, the daily mail for the over 60s. i’m about to have a daily express moment: “stop asylum seek….”. what was i saying? a british newspaper, founded in 1900. originally a broadsheet, it has been a tabloid for the past few decades. the paper was bought by p-rnographer richard desmond in 2000, and since then […]
a fairly rare name reserves for the “brown” population. generally a person who uses their looks for attention yet deny any wh-r- references. generally have overprotective parents who try to prevent these actions but end up provoking them. no one can hate a shamanta but no one can love her either. “you know that new […]